January 2010
50 posts
Top 50 oxymorons
yerawizardharry:
50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline food 44. Good grief 43. Same difference 42. Almost exactly 41. Government organization 40. Sanitary landfill 39. Alone together 38. Legally drunk 37. Silent scream 36. British fashion 35. Living dead 34. Small crowd 33. Business ethics 32. Soft rock 31. Butt head 30....
“Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.”
– Jessi Lane Adams (via writingsarah) (via quote-book)
“The best lyrics are the ones that give you goosebumps, or make you cry in...”
– Katy Perry (via quote-book)
“I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am...”
– Augusten Burroughs | Submitted by amacaroni (via quote-book)
“Reality is the name we give to our disappointments.”
– Mason Cooley (via simtan) (via quote-book)
“I think I’ve discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get...”
– Charles M. Schulz (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
“I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to...”
– Douglas Adams (via constantflux) (via quote-book)
“All I can do is be me, whoever that is.”
– Bob Dylan (via pay-jee) (via quote-book)
“There’s high, and there’s high, and to get really high—I mean so high that you...”
– George Harrison (via constantflux) (via quote-book)
50 Interesting Facts
adorkableme:
littleyellowalien:
stylekyle:
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side. 2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off. 3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 4....
“I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of...”
– E. B. White (via fatalistichues) (via quote-book)
Truer words have never been spoken →
yerawizardharry:
Thoughts from the 21st century:
1. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option. 2. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me. 3. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you...
30 most satisfying simple pleasures
yerawizardharry:
1. Sleeping In on a Rainy Day 2. Finding Money You Didn’t Know You Had 3. Making Brief Eye Contact with Someone of the Opposite Sex 4. Skinny Dipping 5. Making the Yellow Light 6. Telling a Funny or Interesting, True Story 7. Seeing a Friend Stumble Over Himself 8. Hearing the Right Song at the Right Moment 9. The First Sip of a Beverage When You’re Thirsty 10. Catching a...
more wisdom words
yerawizardharry:
Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
Take it easy, and if you get it easy take it twice.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. Ambrose Bierce
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Never say ‘OOPS!’ Always say ‘Ah, Interesting!’
You never really learn to...
“Being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect. It means you have made peace...”
– Unknown (via maluna)
